It was a long week

Sometimes I feel like I need to wash my eyeballs after visiting some websites.

"Hell I feel like that after I go to Walmart sometimes"
And there's those times you know,,,all the scrubbing in the world isn't 

going to erase the images or the words burned into your retina or soul.

If it says "do not click here" or "warning: graphic image",NSFW(not safe for work).
You can bet your ass,,,it's going to be just that.
But what is it ? Why does the human mind want to click on the 'Do Not Click Here'

I Double Dog Dare Ya.


Put The Big Red Button on your site


Yeah,,,dammmmiiit !! Didcha learn anything there ??
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I tell ya,,,fits hittin the shan over on the other side of the world.

It's rough being a dictator these days

Honesty is still the best policy

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time

to choose a successor to take over the business.

  Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, 

he decided to do something different. 

He called all the young executives in his company together.

  He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.

I have decided to choose one of you.

The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued.

"I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED".

I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today

with what you have grown from the seed I have given you.
  I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one  I choose will be the next CEO."

  One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.

He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story.

She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.

Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown.

After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds 

and the plants that were beginning to grow.

  Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

  Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

  By now, others were talking about their plants, 

but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

  Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot.

He just knew he had killed his seed.

Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing.

Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however,

he just kept watering and fertilizing the soil

- He so wanted the seed to grow.

  A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company 

brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

  Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. 

But she asked him to be honest about what happened.

Jim felt sick to his stomach, 

it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life,

but he knew his wife was right.

He took his empty pot to the board room.

When Jim arrived, he was amazed at  the variety of plants grown by the other executives.

They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. 

Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed,

a few felt sorry for him!

  When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.
 Jim just tried to hide in the back. 

"My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.

"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

  All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot.

He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. 

He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

  When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed 

Jim told him the story.

  The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. 

He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives,

"Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.

  "How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.

  Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. 

I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today.

But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
   All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.

When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you.

Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. 

Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"

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Remember this while you garden your way thru life......

  * If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

  * If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

  * If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

  * If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

  * If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

  * If you plant hard work, you will reap success

  * If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

  So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.


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  Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?

  They blink together,
  they move together,
  they cry together,
  they see things together,
  and they sleep together,
  but they never see each other;
  ....that's what friendship is..
  Your aspiration is your motivation,
  your motivation is your belief,
  your belief is your peace,
  your peace is your target,
  your target is heaven,

and life is like hard core torture without it!



  Save the Earth.... it's the only planet with chocolate!!!!
 
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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, 

 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, 

when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and 

three days later he rose from the dead.

  I just can' t take that chance."
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It's been awhile,,,let's check in on Jodi

Oh I really like this

Click on the picture to see some other futuristic autos


I don't care what you say,,,they just don't make men like they used to.

R.I.P. Sargeant Atkins