Hey I Mowed Some Today !!

Oh I absolutely love this one Rosemary

Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of

Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit

on your asses, and light up a camel. This is the "promised land."

    Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, 

and mortgaged the "promised  land!"


    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care plans,
the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.

that I called a suicide help line.


    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Here's some facts about the human body.


It  takes your food seven seconds to get from your  mouth to your stomach.


One human hair can  support 3kg (6.6 lb).


The average man's  private area is three times the length of his  thumb.


Human thighbones are stronger  than concrete.


A woman's heart beats  faster than a man's...


There are about  one trillion bacteria on each of your  feet.


Women blink twice as often as men. 


The average person's skin weighs twice  as much as the brain.


Your body uses 300  muscles to balance itself when you are standing  still.


If saliva cannot dissolve  something, you cannot taste it. 


Women  reading  this will be finished now. Men are  still busy checking their thumbs.