Women are funny.....
I don't know about you, but I'm a guy. Or last time I checked,,I was.
And everybody knows, Guys like looking at girls,,,hell, even girls know guys like looking at em.
I don't know about you, but I'm a guy. Or last time I checked,,I was.
And everybody knows, Guys like looking at girls,,,hell, even girls know guys like looking at em.
But you know what guys ?
It's the girls get gussied up for the other guys, that make us all winners.
It's the girls get gussied up for the other guys, that make us all winners.
Why you think they spend so much money on makeup,fake eyelashes,fake hair, fake tans,fake boobs.
It's not for OooomWa's it's for the other guys they may run into.
Dammit, they're just a bunch of fakes.
But think about it for just a minute,,after you've been around a woman awhile and you've seen her at her worse,,, sick,tired,no sleep from taking care of the baby and such, she starts feeling relaxed.
Dammit, they're just a bunch of fakes.
But think about it for just a minute,,after you've been around a woman awhile and you've seen her at her worse,,, sick,tired,no sleep from taking care of the baby and such, she starts feeling relaxed.
She starts answering the door in curlers and a robe.....
And then it happens........ she becomes...faceless.
When I say..."Hey Honey,,,let's go out to eat"...and she says "hold on,,I got to put my face on"....???
I'm like WTF???? When did it fall off ???? Does it hurt when it falls off ??
And wtf's the deal anyway,,,I look at you for 3 days and you don't put your pretty face on...but we go to town and whoooaa,,you gotta put your face on for people who are only going to see you half an hour,,,oh and you spray that stuff on that makes you smell pretty and drives me wild... if you don't over spray,,,,,
but it wasn't for me.
Hold it,,,I'm sorry,,,I just came to the earth moving realization,,,,
that the other girls are doing it for me.
And I wouldn't want to disappoint them,,,after they spent all that money and time.
Tell me this girl doesn't want me to look at her.
And I wouldn't want to disappoint them,,,after they spent all that money and time.
Tell me this girl doesn't want me to look at her.
She's practically begging me to look at her.
And I like the way "Angry White Dude" thinks...absolutely brilliant idea !!
Ernie,I don't give a shit what they say
,,,still makes me feel better ;)
But I tell you what guys,,,you might want to keep your trap shut about this earth shattering news.
But I tell you what guys,,,you might want to keep your trap shut about this earth shattering news.
And not discuss this blog,,,,,just take her more places and she'll always have her face on.
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I don't get out much. I hardly know my neighbors. Seems like I mostly sleep and work.
But I still like to check every now and then,just to see,, what's going on around me.
Put your zip code in the box and you may be surprised. Who Knows ?
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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee Outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have the good Teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he
Had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three Car garage in Phoenix on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING !-- in the distance there could Be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the water.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American Clothes
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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee Outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have the good Teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he
Had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three Car garage in Phoenix on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING !-- in the distance there could Be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the water.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American Clothes
instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of
This sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Diamond-Backs T-shirt and a baseball cap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
This sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Diamond-Backs T-shirt and a baseball cap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed, "Where is my new house?"
THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . .. . .
.
The fairy said:
"Tough s***, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself." So go get a job, pay taxes, pay for your medical, pay for your housing and food and see most of your money being spent on illegals.
Yeahhh,, suck it up cupcake !! You're an American now !!
THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . .. . .
.
The fairy said:
"Tough s***, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself." So go get a job, pay taxes, pay for your medical, pay for your housing and food and see most of your money being spent on illegals.
Yeahhh,, suck it up cupcake !! You're an American now !!
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I hope you have a great week and let your Spirit soar.
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