Life,,,,,get out and live it

 Yeah,,,I know,,,it's been awhile,,,but I been hooooooked up !!
But vacation is just around the corner !



GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled:
 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,
 6 illegal's wearing Obama t-shirts,
 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,
 2 rappers,
 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,
 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,
 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,
 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
 FOR THE LAST TIME.......
 THE DAMN DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"

Foul Language Alert (you knew you couldn't escape it)

Man It's getting rough,,,how much more can we take ?

I walked up to a guy at work and looked up at him and looked him right in the eye,,and
asked him..."Are you on some kind of happy pill ?"

He didn't break my stare and said ....."NO!"
I asked him again..."No kind of happy pill like prozac or something ?"
And he boldly looked down at me into my eyes and said ...."No"
I said "Oh" ....He asked...."Why ???
I said ,,,,,uhhh,,I was gonna ask if ya had an extra.


The Queen and I got out and met up with my sister and her hubby
(coolest brother-inlaw in the world) at Cheddars.


This is not good at all.




QUOTE OF THE CENTURY........MAYBE EVEN THE MILLENNIUM 


  Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly
understand them.  This quote came from the Czech Republic.   Someone over there has it
figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Prague  newspaper
Prager Zeitungon on 04.28.2010.   


"The danger to America is not Barack Obama,but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man
like him with the Presidency.  It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of
an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to
a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr.Obama,
who is a mere symptom of what ails America ..
Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to
the vast confederacy of fools that made him theirprince. 

The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. 
It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their president."



How do you starve an Obama supporter??   

Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.
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Think Outside Your Box

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You
pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you
continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once
actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend
because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find
your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
trouble coming up with his answer.

THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN. THINK THINK THINK

WHAT DID HE SAY?

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He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend,
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Personally, I would have run the old lady over and put her out of
her misery, shagged the perfect woman against the bus stop and
drove off with my old friend.

Our Tax Dollars at Work

House Minority Leader  Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, pictured standing, far right, speaks while colleagues Rep. Barbara Lambert, D-Milford and Rep. Jack F. Hennessy, D-Bridgeport, play solitaire Monday night as the House convened to vote on a  new budget. (AP)

The guy sitting in the row in front of these two....he's on Facebook,

and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores.

These are the folks that couldn't get the budget out by Oct. 1, and are about to control 

your health care, cap and trade, and the list goes on and on…. 
Should we buy them larger screen computers - or - a ticket home, permanently?
  This is one of their 3-DAY WORK WEEKS that we all pay for (salary is about $179,000 per year).

Ummmm Yeah,,,how much more can we take ???