Changes

We all go through them,, it's inevitable. Whether you want to or not.

Life's going to happen, and your priorities are going to change you.

One of my favorite sites is getting ready to shut down. And it's sad,,but it's good too.
Mortystwistedworld,,,an odd place with odd people..

Hehe,,,Yeah,I fit right in...Felt right at home I did. Even learned some stuff.

Morty's life has changed,,he's gotten married and has a little mortyterd running around now.
Congratulations Buddy.

Maybe someday,,,20 years from now,,,you'll have time to do it again. 

And "All" of you Remember this,,,,,
20 years will be over before you know it, so enjoy all the time you can with your family and friends. 

Some may not last that long. Rock On Morty !!



40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, 

romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time,

I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, 

but an opportunity like this will never come again. 

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....



California vs Arizona

California:     The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a
nature trail.  A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

    1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    2.  He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills 

the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

    3.  He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases 

from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Gameconducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

    6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness"

program for residents of the area.

    7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

    8.  The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and 

for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

    9.  Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and
train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

    10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.
  
  
  
    Arizona:    The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along anature trail. 

A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
  
  
    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. 

The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
    2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
  
    And that's why California is broke.




And if Lou is scared,,,we should listen.

    A LETTER FROM A PROCTER  AND GAMBLE EXECUTIVE TO
     THE PRESIDENT*
    
     THE LAST SENTENCE IS THE  MOST CHILLING

    Lou Pritchett is one of  corporate America 's true living legends- an
     acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the  world's highest
     rated speakers. Successful corporate executives  everywhere recognize
     him as the foremost leader in change management..  Lou changed the way
      America does business by creating an audacious  concept that came to
     be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap  salesman to
     Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for  Procter and
     Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made  corporate history.


         AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA


 Dear President Obama:

 You are the thirteenth President under whom I have  lived and unlike
 any of the others, you truly scare me.

 You scare me because after months of exposure, I  know nothing about you.


 You scare me because I do not know how you paid for  your expensive
 Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and  housing with no
 visible signs of support.

 You scare me because you did not spend the formative  years of youth
 growing up in America and culturally you are not an  American.

 You scare me because you have never run a company or  met a payroll.

 You scare me because you have never had military  experience, thus
 don't understand it at its core.

 You scare me because you lack humility and 'class',  always blaming others.

 You scare me because for over half your life you  have aligned
 yourself with radical extremists who hate America   and you refuse to
 publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see  America fail..

 You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the  'blame America '
 crowd and deliver this message abroad.

 You scare me because you want to change America to a  European style
 country where the government sector dominates  instead of the private sector.

 You scare me because you want to replace our health  care system
 with a government controlled one.

 You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to  responsibly
 capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale  reserves.

 You scare me because you want to kill the American  capitalist goose
 that lays the golden egg which provides the highest  standard of living in the world.

 You scare me because you have begun to use  'extortion' tactics
 against certain banks and corporations.

 You scare me because your own political party  shrinks from
 challenging you on your wild and irresponsible  spending proposals.

 You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider
 opposing points of view from intelligent  people.

 You scare me because you falsely believe that you  are both
 omnipotent and omniscient.

 You scare me because the media gives you a free pass  on everything you do.

 You scare me because you demonize and want to  silence the
 Limbaugh's, Hannitys, O'Reillys and Becks who offer  opposing,
 conservative points of view.

 You scare me because you prefer controlling over  governing.

 Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second  term I will
 probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

 Lou Pritchett
 *
 *
 This letter was sent to the NY Times but they never  acknowledged it.
 Big  surprise. Since it hit the internet, however, it  has had over 500,000 hits. Keep it going. 

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.. *It's happening right  now.*

You scare me,,verified by snopes

Have a great week !!!