Pay Day !!

It's April 15th,,,yes already !!

You better get a move on if you haven't done your taxes.

24 more days till vacation !!
Yesterday I jarred myself awake,biting my tounge, I been doing it a lot lately.
Seriously,,,I don't know what the deal is. I'll be asleep and the next thing I know,,,

I'm awake and in pain. I'm really not into that kind of stuff.
If the definition contains anything about pain,,I hate it.
Guess I'll have to start taking my teeth out when I go to bed.

Man,,the world is falling apart.
Rescuers race to find China quake survivors.


A volcanoe in Iceland shuts down airlines in the UK and some of Europe



Kids getting their butts whipped in baseball.


Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants..

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the

Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. 

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


Longest Nerve in the Body?

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? 

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

The Princess posted her Mexican Chicken Recipie
so we could all enjoy it,,,Thanks Mo ;)

Mexican Chicken Recipe
You'll need: Boneless, skinless chicken fillets
Plain corn tortilla chips

1 can of cream of chicken, 

1 can of cream of mushroom

1 small can of Rotel
Mexican Cheese
A Pyrex pan
A mixing bowl

You'll start: Boiling the chicken fillets till
they're cooked all the way. (Theywill be white)
Turn off your stove and turn on your oven. Set it to 350*
Cut you chicken into cubes while your stove is warming up
Then you'll: Line you Pyrex pan with you corn chips, add your (cubed chicken)on top of your chips.

*Keep in mind that you doing layers*
Grab your mixing bowl and put your cream of chicken & cream of
mushroom. Leave the soups as is
and add (half the can of Rotel) If you add the whole can of
Rotel, it's gonna be too spicy!! Try to pour the majority of the
Rotel juice down the drain. If you still have some left, that's ok.
It'll make the mixing of the soups easier
Mix these: Then put it on top of your cubed chicken
Next: Add the whole bag of Mexican Cheese
Stick it in the oven, let it warm up for about 20 to 30 minutes
If you see the cheese seeping through the soups it's all good

Finally: Take it out of the oven and let it set for a couple of minutes
You don't wanna scald your mouth
Good luck to all and I hope that you are able to enjoy it as much as the King does.
P.S. Don't forget to turn off your oven when through:)

Great job Princess !!

If you have a favorite recipie to share,,,post it in the comments.